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Things Enron Executives Have Said To Me This Week

“Your sexual freedom scares the hell out of me!” (Best line all week, I think. But it is only Thursday afternoon.)

“Don’t worry, I won’t tell.”

“Enron was a dog-eat-dog place and I think you overlook that on your blog.”

Me: What are you doing?
He: Playing PS3
Me: Really?

He: What are you doing?
Me: Playing with my mixing board.
He: Is that code for something?
Pause.
Me: It is now.

Cara Ellison

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